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How to Sell on the Phone in Today's Market
Sample funny cold call
[Phone rings]
You: Good morning/afternoon! Is this the residence of the world's most adventurous and daring individual?
Prospect: Uh, I think you have the wrong number…
You: Oh, I apologize for that. But hey, while I have you on the line, did you know that our company specializes in providing solutions that can make even the most mundane tasks feel like an epic adventure?
Prospect: Really? That sounds interesting…
You: Absolutely! We've developed cutting-edge products that will have you feeling like a superhero in your everyday life. Whether it's tackling your never-ending to-do list or conquering the challenges of [specific pain point], our solutions are designed to give you that extra boost of superpowers.
Prospect: Haha, I could use some superpowers!
You: Fantastic! So, how about we schedule a time to chat further and see how we can add some excitement and superhero flair to your life? What's a good time for you?
Remember, it's important to tailor your cold call opening to your audience and industry. Use humor sparingly and gauge the prospect's response to ensure it's well-received. The goal is to grab their attention and create a positive impression right from the start.